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Nov 19, 2023Apple’s Vision Pro Isn’t the Future
Kate Knibbs
I’m not a gambler, but I’d bet everything that Apple's Vision Pro will flop.
When the $3,499 mixed-reality headset goes on sale in 2024, no doubt diehard Apple enthusiasts and VR/AR hobbyists will bring their sleeping bags and line up outside the Apple Store doors, hooting and hollering and having a ball. Maybe some gamers will get on board.
Lauren Goode
Lauren Goode
Boone Ashworth
But the rest of us? No. Absolutely not. Don't be ridiculous. This is not a "revolutionary" gadget, no matter how confident Tim Cook looks when he says it is. It's a rare misfire, and a sign that Apple is losing its ability to turn tech-geek novelties into normie must-haves. It doesn't augur the future so much as suggest that Cupertino doesn't have a clear view forward.
"Every successful Apple product of the past two decades has disappeared into our lives in some way—the iPhone into our pockets, the iPad into our purses, the Apple Watch living on our wrists, and the AirPods resting in our ears," my colleague Lauren Goode wrote this week, after demoing the device at WWDC. "But the Vision Pro is also unlike almost every other modern Apple product in one crucial way: It doesn't disappear." Instead, Goode wrote, the device settles onto your face, hides your eyes, "sensory organs that are a crucial part of the lived human experience." The same was true of all virtual reality headsets and augmented reality glasses, she conceded, but the Vision Pro marked the first time an Apple product had made such an intrusion into people's lives.
Reading Lauren's review converted me into a full-fledged Vision Pro doomer. It drives home the reality that an Apple headset, no matter how nifty its specs, is still a big honking gizmo plonked between its wearer and the rest of the world, inherently a barrier more than a conduit.
Although Apple is positioning it as disruptive, Vision Pro is the latest in a long string of high-profile, splashy headsets designed to bring augmented reality, virtual reality, or both to the masses. Its predecessors include Meta's Quest Pro, Microsoft's HoloLens, the Magic Leap 2, and Google Glass—four mega-hyped headsets pitched as paradigm-shifting, all of which whiffed. Vision Pro is the newest, most advanced iteration of the idea, no doubt. That doesn't change the challenge it faces, which is the same challenge that has hobbled every VR and AR headset that came before it: the whole alternative-reality headset thing.
As my colleague Boone Ashworth recently reported, there's ample evidence that people don't want to spend lots of time wearing this type of device, for aesthetic reasons (snorkel mask for dorks), practical reasons (cumbersome, activity-limiting), and for social reasons (it's an isolation chamber you slide over your eyes to experience an individualized simulacrum of the world instead of our shared reality). The very basic truth that the appetite for daily-use headsets is simply not there has already damaged the Vision Pro's reception; the normally rapturous public response to a big new Apple announcement has been tempered with skepticism this time around, with plenty of people pointing out that the VR/AR market is already littered with bold-named failures.
Jeremy White
WIRED Staff
Stephanie McNeal
Adrienne So
Even the more enthusiastic assessments of Vision Pro tend to fall back on the argument that Apple is simply too good at hardware to fail. It's not like a regular tech company, it's a cool tech company. "It could be that the market just needed Apple to arrive," mused The New York Times’ Kevin Roose, for example.
Apple has an undeniably impressive history of making formerly niche gadgets into ubiquities—even if said niche gadget is kind of silly.
I have AirPod Pros, and I wear them for like five hours a day even though they hurt my ears and I keep accidentally putting them through my washing machine, and there was really nothing in the world wrong with the old wired headphones they used to give you for free with an iPhone. Apple's influence! Nobody in this great big world of ours actually needs an iPad except for parents of toddlers on airplanes, but they’re popular as hell anyways. Apple's influence, again! If any company could make mixed-reality VR/AR headsets look appealing for daily wear, Apple would certainly be a prime contender.
If Apple had found a way to make a mixed-reality headset that functioned more like regular glasses, maybe. Right now, though, it's offering a marginally sleeker upgrade to a decidedly uncool-looking genre of headset.
But that would be its heaviest lift yet, and Apple isn't the same company it used to be. When was the last behavior-shifting new Apple product launched, the type that gets absorbed into a daily fixture? It certainly hasn't happened since Jony Ive left in 2019. Maybe it was AirPods, in 2016. Apple's track record is solid, yes. But AirPods came out seven years ago. The company's best times are up against different competition now, and the path it has to forge here is far trickier than convincing the plebes that stupid Bluetooth earbuds that are seriously so easy to accidentally put through the washing machine are superior to wired headphones that never require charging.
There's a reason even Apple's own employees have expressed doubts about Vision Pro: It's a tough sell on a conceptual level, so no matter what the execution looks like, it’d be difficult to pull off. To make matters worse, the execution is flawed. If Apple had found a way to make a mixed-reality headset that weighed 4 ounces, or functioned more like regular glasses, maybe. Right now, though, it's offering a marginally sleeker upgrade to a decidedly uncool-looking genre of headset. The nerd goggles look like nerd goggles.
The silly part is: Apple knows this. As Bloomberg's Mark Gurman pointed out, it did not release any photos of Tim Cook or any other high-ranking Apple figures wearing the device. "There is no reason other than meme control for Tim Cook to be standing next to the biggest product of his tenure rather than wearing. In fact, it just looks strange to not be wearing it," Gurman tweeted. Strange—and telling.
Imagine Apple execs pacing in front of a bulletin board covered with hundreds of copies of the photo of Robert Scoble showering with his Google Glass and brainstorming how to do the exact opposite while promoting their own headset, never realizing that Robert Scoble showering with his Google Glass was a symptom of releasing a terminally corny product and not the cause.
Despite the minimal presence of memeable images of execs or media with the headsets strapped on their faces, the promotional materials Apple selected to explain its uses underlines that primary issue: This is an antisocial device, one which the average person would be wholly reasonable to reject and even ridicule.
Jeremy White
WIRED Staff
Stephanie McNeal
Adrienne So
The company is getting ribbed online for one promotional image in particular, depicting a father with his young children wearing the device in their home. As the children play on the ground, the father looks on wearing his Vision Pro. Or maybe he's ignoring them and watching Avatar. Or gabbing on an immersive version of FaceTime. It looks cartoonishly dystopian, more like a marketing still for an especially obvious episode of Black Mirror than something a tech company would deliberately select to allure people—unless their target market was emotionally dysregulated parents.
We are living through an era when tech's power players are getting it wrong on a colossal scale and with alarming frequency. Think of FTX. Or NFTs. Or crypto's current meltdown. Or Meta's entire flailing pivot to the metaverse. Big Tech and its power players are not infallible, and this yassified Oculus is proof that even Apple can make missteps. One can only hope that the unavoidable failure of Vision Pro might clear the company's sights, galvanizing actual innovation instead of this disappointing foray into gimmickry.